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The latest issue of The Totem times is out, and there is another article by me, this time they added a picture to go with it. I was hoping to have a longer article too, but I think that will be in the Literary Supplement next month. I think I grabbed the last copy, so here is the online version:

Qogi (Question of Great Importance)
The philosophical debates that need to be made by university students at 3am after a weekend night.

Who would win in a battle: 100 ducked sized horses, or 1 horse sized duck?
That incredibly over-sized duck took the height advantage. Regardless of tactics the only method of inflicting pain suggested for the horses was to kick the duck’s legs with their hooves. Can you actually hurt webbed feet? The duck might have used it’s wings, but squashing was the final move.

This month, discuss:
What inanimate object would you like to be for the things that happen in front of it?
If these walls could talk, the stains this carpet has seen. Has one elevator heard the best gossip, or a bed seen the most diverse students? What would you learn over the months, terms, and years?

Answers and clarification questions can be posted as comments below. All qogis and their answers can be viewed at BritishStudent.ca/qogi shortly after relevant The Totem Times issue is on the newspaper stand.